By: Michael McFall

Dear Satan, I’ve been pretty open in my criticism of your upstairs neighbor. I know you guys have a history. Him, with his flowing white beard and robes, kicking you out of Heaven and regulating you to a literal Hell hole -- just another example of ...

By: Mike McFall

Dear God, Last week’s meteor didn’t kill me. It almost gave me a heart attack, I’ll admit, since I was standing outside when it flew over Utah and turned the midnight sky into day. I haven’t been on anything that’s shown me s...

By: God

I wanted to thank you for the candor in your letter, but I'm amused by your lack of foresight. You want me to turn Kanye West into a pillar of salt, but he's doing a much better job of destroying himself....

By: Michael McFall

I've been comparing deals for my early Christmas shopping, and I've come to realize a huge problem with your afterlife offer: it sucks by comparison....

By: Mike McFall

I know you've been trying this all-inclusive thing, but face it -- your popularity is hurting, and you winning over converts is a popularity contest. Just look at Allah....

By: Mike McFall

Let’s just cut right to the chase. What happened to you, Jehovah (can I call you Joe)? You used to be cool. ...